The guy who got hammered at the concert, too early in the day.
What you gotta love about this drunken frat boy is his dedication.
He simply refuses to carry his flip flops, and stagger over to a quiet area where nobody will notice him. I especially like it when he bumps into the unsuspecting girls and tries to chat them up. Sure the fact that he like looks like one of their girlfriends after being roofied, doesn't stop him from tryin to throw some great pick-up lines their way.
No way, this master of Milwaukees Best is going to demonstrate for everyone, that he's got the motor skills of a tranqulized deer.
Way to go bro.
Show that shoe who's boss!
Naked Man on Billboard
Of course. Because that's the first sign of Spring. Naked idiots in the news.
How'd you like to be the arresting officer?
Even worse, how 'bout the guy who has to help him get on the rescue ladder, backwards!!!!!!
Thank you Bushwallers, Olde Town Tavern & Champions Billiards Sports Cafe!
Thanks to everyone who found a Leprechaun & shook their shamrocks ... we had a blast!
Miller's Chill with Phil 2010!!!
Thanks to everyone who boarded the bus and "gripped it and ripped it" on the slopes of Ski Liberty. Special thanks to Kewl Tours & our friends in McKees Tavern at Ski Liberty. George and Nancy thanks for the record setting day; The Crazy J's Janice & Jen (you're awesome) Derek with the iPhone, Jeff & Susan and everyobody else ... good times. Wish we could skip work to ski everyday!
Drunk Stacking: College Craze or Funny Haze?
Its all fun and games ... till someone loses an eyebrow. (Ok it's still funny!)
Nissan Pavillion now called “Jiffy Lube Live”
I guess every corporation is entitled to purchase the naming rights, but is it me, or does it sound funny? Imagine how the concert ads will sound, “Aerosmith is coming to Jiffy Lube Live!!" Wow … Aerosmith is playing at my local Jiffy Lube? Cool. I get the mental picture of the guys rocking out in the garage with the drums raised up on the auto lift.Eventually we’ll get used to saying Jiffy Lube Live, but it will take some getting used to.
And, what about nicknames? The Verizon Center has earned it’s nickname “The Phone Booth”. Will we expect to call this place; The Oil Can, The Oil Pan, or The Oil Slick?
Will concerts become Lube Jobs? Rock Nation Lubrication?
Will we get new concerts every 5,000 miles?
Will they inspect all the “HO-ses”? Examine their under carriage? Vacuum my interior at every show?
I’m just glad it was Jiffy Lube and not any other kind of lube. Imagine explaining the name Astroglide Ampitheater to your kids.
Hello 2010 ... Goodbye stupid words of '09!
Every year Michigan's Lake Superior State University comes out with a List of Words that should be banished- due to Mis-use, Over-use, and the fact that they are generally annoying.
Here are some of my favorites:
Tweet, Twitterverse, twiterature anything to do with Twitter- Look the fact that people feel compelled to share every detail of their life; like drinking coffee, quoting things their grandparents say or telling me that they're on the toilet ... it's just annoying.
I hope all words related to twitter go away in 2010. If you regulary use twitter I'm sorry ... I suggest you get a hobby.
Sexting- Sending sexually explicit pictures and text messages through the cell phone.
Although I'm sure this term will continue to be used, it's dumb. The act of sending naughty pics is also stupid. Not because it's immoral (I love naughty pics) but because someone may see them. Like kid's parents, your girlfriend, your boss or your wife. Just ask Tiger Woods how much fun sexting can be!
Chillaxin- Seriously in 2010, just pick one ... are you chillin? or are you relaxin?
App- Nothing says "I'm a geek" like using this word frequently. So you have an iphone ... you're still a geek.
Other banned words:
_ Shovel-ready -- The generally accepted definition of this phrase is to imply that a project has been completely designed and all that is left to do is to implement it.
_ Transparent/transparency -- In the lexicon of the political arena, this word is supposed to mean obvious or easily understood. In reality, nothing politicians do is transparent. Except when they get caught cheating on their wives!
_ Czar -- First it was a 'drug czar' in the '90s. This year gave us a 'car czar.' We're czared out! Sadly Nicole the intern did not know this word, and she took AP World History. Great job Frederick County Public Schools! (Nicole, it's pronounced Zar!)
_ Teachable moment -- What might otherwise be known as 'a lesson'. In fact, why don't we just call it that.
_ In these economic times... -- Overused and redundant. Aren't ALL times 'these economic times'?
_ Stimulus -- No need to tell you what this is. It's just so damn overused. Unless you are referring to something in your pants.
12 Bars of Xmas ... Thank You Christmas Crawlers!
Collectively we raised hundreds of toys and over $500 in cash for the Boys & Girls Club of Frederick County. Huge thanks to the wild fun people of Frederick Nite Life (especially Craig Salvatore). And a shout to York Rugby Club & The Maryland State Troopers I met at Guido's & everyone else who helped spread the Christmas spirit-you made Saturday a lot of fun.
Congrats to John & Lori Fritz who won the 7 day Bermuda Crusie from our friends at Cruise Holidays of Frederick!!!
Special Thanks to:
Bentz Street- Craig & Meagan ... Craig apparently has the holiday spirit "in his pants"!
Guidos- Tom, I was not the one who grabbed your ...
Johnny, Orest & Mike (and Orest's wife who does not believe we landed on the moon. Hillarious!)
Kermit & Wendy and their good bud Nick of "We Help You Moving Company" ... noon to midnite? You guys are champs!
Haley and Derek for inventing the "6 Stop Shot" Like the Machine Gun or the Irish Car Bomb ... some inventions are just plain wicked- but fun!
Allen- for wearing your sister's jeans. You made us laugh!
The little girl from Jersey ... best 2 hour sprint we've ever seen! Kids- they always forget "what goes down; may come back up"!
... oh and Pete (who's girlfriend is late, but not pregnant) and Julian, Meagan, Kristina, all y'all FWLB! ...and everyone else who started at Bentz Street at noon and finished at midnite.
You guys are awesome! And probably still really tired today.
Thanks to the Frederick News Post who covered this on Sunday's front page!
(Photos by FNP's Skip Lawrence ... who had the tough assignment of taking pictures of pretty girls in bars. Skip, can I have the photos you didn't use?)
Thanks from everyone at 106.9 The Eagle!
The Dating Game LIVE ... at Cancun Cantina
Here's some of the action from Wednesday night.
Thanks to our Bachelor Gabe, and our lovely bachelorettes Christy, Heather & Abby.
Register online and join us for round #3 Wesdneday Dec 16.
FEED YOUR FACE!
Carter Que BBQ, Mt Airy, MD Rocks!
I want to thank God for creating pork ... and chicken, and alligators, cause they are so tasty when covered in that Black Rasberry Grillin' sauce.
Grab a rack of ribs at Carter Que and loosen your belt.
Ahhh meat is good!!!! Vegans are silly ....
The Dating Game Round #1 at Cancun Cantina
What up to Mike and Vannessa!!! ... they scored a night of romance in our first round of "The Dating Game" sponsored by Icon Graphics. Here's the deal- if you register for the Dating Game, (Wednesdays nights at Cancun Cantina) you can win:
Dinner at Barefoot Bernies
A night on the town at Cancun Cantina
Cool girly stuff from Hello Gorgeous Salon in Middletown, MD
Sexy, silky, naughty stuff from The Locked Door, in Hagerstown, MD
Okay, odds are you've dated some real tools in the past ... so if you're still looking for love in all the wrong places, just register at 1069theeagle.com or come out and hang with me Wednesday nights at Cancun Cantina ...
Jesus + Isuzu = Jesuzu
Dude I love it when people see Jesus in their toast, bathroom stalls or the side of a window.
Yup, that is totally what a guy recently experienced in Tennesse. Below is the story as published on msnbc.com
If Jesus appeared on Isuzu pick-up trucks, where would you buy them?
At "Jesus Christ-ler Dealerships"
(Hey don't laugh ... or you're going to hell)
Jesus appears on Isuzu pickup truck window in Jonesborough, TN
Jonesborough resident Jim Stevens admits he’s not a particularly religious person, but even he is awed by what he has seen nearly every morning for the last couple of weeks on the driver’s side window of his Isuzu pickup truck.
It was two weeks ago today that an image, resembling the face of Jesus, made its first appearance on the window. Stevens, who said he has a “bum shoulder,” was having friends from Rogersville help move some items. He entered his truck from the passenger’s side to put his drink inside the vehicle. He said when he went around the truck to the driver’s side, the image was there. Initially, Stevens said he figured the image would go away and that would be the end of it.
But since it first showed up, a morning dew has led to the appearance of the image. Later in the day, when the dew from the morning evaporates, Stevens said the image goes with it. However, when the dew returns the next morning so does the image on the window. Even rolling the window up and down has not stopped it from reappearing.
Stevens said no matter who sees the image, the reaction is the same, as a recent trip to the grocery store proved. He said a woman at the store had seen the image prior to him entering. By the time Stevens had bought a few small items, a number of the store’s employees and patrons had been out to catch of glimpse his window.
“There was no doubt when they came out they saw what they saw,” he said.
Stevens said he has not done anything to or had anything in the truck to explain the sudden appearance of the image. However, he’s not ready to see it go.
“Of course, I’m not going to wash it,” he said of the window.
Stevens said he believes strange things happen and that he has no explanation for the image on his truck’s window.
“Why it happened to me, I don’t know,” he said. “I have no idea.”
Dumb Robbers!
Y'know whats great about the Internet? Stories about tools like these guys.
From MSNBC.com:
CARROLL, Iowa - Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into an apartment.
Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle.
Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.
Okay, so let's just say you want to committ robbery ... sure sound's fun. But you're going to need a mask? What kind of idiot says, "Oh, let's just use these markers, and draw on our face?" WTF?
The best part of this is that they will be in jail with those faces.
What's scarier than being robbed by a guy with marker face? Dropping the soap in county lock-up?
Classic Rock Remixes- Really cool or a just another way to waste time at work?
August 21, 2009- My friend sent me some great classic rock remixes from YouTube. I love the people who have the spare time to make these. Thanks to every creative slacker-genuis, because now I can easily waste half my work day! (Oh and if my boss reads this- don't act like you're not goofing off on the Internet all day too! ... )
Okay .. first awsome remix. Sgt Peppers vs Guns n Roses.
This awsome guitar riff and the acid trip video makes me want to shroom and bang my head at the same time.
Next awsome remix- Nirvana vs. Rick Astley.
Dude, I don't know anybody who does not like Nirvana. But mixed with a skinny, red headed pop geek from 1987? I was suprised at how much I liked it. I found myself entranced by Rick Astley's smooth dance moves, rooster- red pompadour and Wayfarers. Y'know not enough rock rock stars wear blazers anymore. I love the Members Only raincoat too. I think I'm going to find a Rick Astley pillow on EBay and start sleeping with it! And I'm "never goona give up" my teen spirit and this awsome remix!
Best Lovely Lady Lumps ... ACDC vs Fergie
Sure this shallow, infectious pop song makes women out to be nothing more than booty shakin sex objects ... but it got stuck in my head everytime I heard it. Now there's an even better reason to watch Fergie set women back 50 years ... they mixed it with ACDC! Whoever mixed this one is cool because they actually found an old ACDC music video too. I love the part where Brian Johnson comes home and finds the blonde girl all decked out in leather!!!
And then there's Fergie ...It's like having cookies for breakfast! I love cookies and I'd love to have her for breakfast!!!
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